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Drugs, Drugs, Drugs!
Don’t do drugs, unless you want to transform into a really cool snake/man hybrid that may or may not have snake powers.
Xtreme Coffee and Travel Mugz Action Set!
Get ready to catch some GRANDKIDS!
Contact us!
There’s nothing more exciting than contact info – I don’t care what anyone says.
Visit our brand new store!
There isn’t much there yet, but we’re working hard to create t-shirts and other schwag to show your spicybackpain support!
Canadians prepare for CRTC Internet cap
Canadians are finding sustainable methods to limit their Internet usage without compromising their online presence or experience, and without emptying their bank accounts.
Man gives up on Ledger/Renfro joke after three years
Tragedy has befallen local funnyman Leslie Topherson, as he has officially spent three years trying to come up with a joke that references the deaths of both Heath Ledger and Brad Renfro.
Short Shorts
Who wears short shorts?
Sterile Atomic Fly
The beginning of our tiny hero’s journey.
Sandwiches Meets a Hindu or Two
Sandwiches… sandwiches… SANDWICHES!
Remembrance Day Blowout Sale!
Lest we forget….SAVINGS!
Native American Legends: The Story of the Lost Debt
A powerful Native American legend retold the best way possible – by a Native American.
That’s Callstate’s Stand
Are YOU in good hand?
Purex toilet paper pillows inexplicably thrilled to be shit on
Millions of Purex toilet paper pillows are created every day for the sole purpose of being shit on, and they seem pretty excited about it.
Children’s show host fired after exposing self in private
Happy Pappy, the host of the top rated children’s show “The Happy Pappy Hour”, was released from his contract early yesterday after he reportedly exposed himself in the shower of his Beverly Hills home.
Dane Cook releases six and a half hour set of falling down and screaming
All over the world, fans of the legendary comic Dane Cook are ecstatic upon the comic’s newest release – a six and a half hour set of falling down and screaming.
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